Jarvis

People with the name Jarvis are normally dickheads. They will normally pretend they're hard but are actually as soft as a nice pillow. Will normally be friends with a big lad who they use as their minion

Girl: man Harvey is using ty to hurt people a lot
Boy: yeah, he's kind of doing a Jarvis

by Harvayyy January 6, 2018

Jarvis

To hang out with friends; to dangle.

Hey, you guys want to Jarvis this weekend?

by Pseudogary January 25, 2021

Tommy Jarvis (F13)

the Most handsome Guy in Friday the 13th. He knows Kung Fu in the 5th movie but in the 6th movie, forgets he knows it

Girl: Dang, who is he?
Guy: It's Tommy Jarvis (F13)!!

by Kryptic Tron March 30, 2021

Onion Jarvis

The man who can eat a raw onion without crying.

Your a onion Jarvis you like.

by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023

Jarvis

The definition of Josias is a handsome kid who has a big dick which girls love. He is probably the sexiest man alive and the richest. He is funny, and he be getting all the bitches!

Omggg jarvisss!!!

by Ejfbsjbfjdenj November 18, 2023

Jarvis

Loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, amish, nigger.

Kayla: He kicked me out again.
Jody: He's a real Jarvis.
Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger!

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024

Jarvis

A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.

Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.

Jody: He's a real Jarvis.

Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024