cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.
Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld October 30, 2022
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hogan intolerance

a common condition where food produced by hogan dining cannot be properly digested due to the poor quality of the food
Me: I ate at hogan today and my stomach exploded for hours
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance
by A D1 Athlete January 24, 2024
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lactose intolerant

The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.
Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"
by nightpickle October 14, 2022
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lack toes intolerant

her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant
by kailumz8 August 15, 2021
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Lackjoke intolerance

There’s these things yeah, called jokes, their purpose is basically amusement, but some people are allergic to the jokes, and they have this allergic reaction called “taking things too seriously” and so they miss out on all the fun, it’s a shame really, to be lackjoke intolerant 😞
Word on road is Michael’s hiding in recovery from his lackjoke intolerance
by Maya.like.fire September 17, 2019
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Mctose intolerant

Bad stomach and loose Bowles caused by consuming McDonald’s food
Must be Mctose intolerant, haven’t had a hard shit for two days after that McDonald’s
by Bodiddle1881 February 09, 2024
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