Instant Rice

A Quickie involving at least one Asian.

LING : what did you and your girlfriend do last night ping?
PING: we made some instant rice

by mcpoovis November 7, 2006

instant puberty

dick going from limp and dinky to collasal (8+ inches) in under 10 seconds

I took one look at his dick and was about to leave, and then -instant puberty- I came running back.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 14, 2004

Instant Noodles

The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.

Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday

by johng233 January 6, 2013

Instant Misspells

someone in their teenage years who texts, IMs or talks with an annoyingly large amount of excess lettering.

-Brittany: "Duuuuuuuudaaa! Did you guys have fuuuunnn???"
Mike: "Uh, yeah."

-omg youu rr neverr gonnna believveee whaat happened too meeee at jessssicass houseee!!!

-Mike: Brittany's been sending me Instant Misspells all day. It's starting to freak me out.
Brian: Weeeeeiiirrrrdddd...

by Mister Mostofolies December 27, 2008

instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014

Instant pussy

When a girl who seems shy at first and is almost every time changing the 'sex' subject when somebody mentions it. In reality she wants to bang almost every guy at any time. This is mostly refered to high school and college girls who seem shy at high school but break free and become an 'Instant pussy' at college.

Have you heard what happend with Jennifer?

Yeah she wasn't like that in high school.
She's is an instant pussy now.

by Lazamaza November 12, 2019

INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019