Instant Rice

A Quickie involving at least one Asian.

LING : what did you and your girlfriend do last night ping?
PING: we made some instant rice

by mcpoovis November 04, 2006

instant puberty

dick going from limp and dinky to collasal (8+ inches) in under 10 seconds

I took one look at his dick and was about to leave, and then -instant puberty- I came running back.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 15, 2004

Instant Noodles

The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.

Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday

by johng233 January 06, 2013

Instant crush

Basically love at first sight.

"Since the first day we met, I had an instant crush on him."

by JaneSierra December 01, 2018

instant chubby

An errection.

That body stocking i bought worked a treat! It gave my husband an instant chubby!

by Blinx.1989 January 06, 2016

Instant Misspells

someone in their teenage years who texts, IMs or talks with an annoyingly large amount of excess lettering.

-Brittany: "Duuuuuuuudaaa! Did you guys have fuuuunnn???"
Mike: "Uh, yeah."

-omg youu rr neverr gonnna believveee whaat happened too meeee at jessssicass houseee!!!

-Mike: Brittany's been sending me Instant Misspells all day. It's starting to freak me out.
Brian: Weeeeeiiirrrrdddd...

by Mister Mostofolies December 27, 2008

instant acrylics

Long acrylic nails by Tres She that are applied in minutes instead of spending hours in the salon. These long nails by Tres She look just like salon acrylic nails but are applied with an instant acrylic manicure result.

I just copped a fresh set of Tres She instant acrylics.

by perkolater October 05, 2020