Innocent Badass

A person that is really chill and nice but when it’s tike to do some business he’s a badass If you have seen one be there friend there the ride or dies

My friends the best he’s an innocent badass he’s a ride or die

by YoThatOneKidTeo November 2, 2019

Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected

Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult

by YankeePankee October 25, 2020

innocent overlap

Excuse you give for getting caught having sex with a new love while not having totally severed ties with your former love.

Male: I can't believe we have been banging for two weeks and your still talking to your ex!

Female: It's just an innocent overlap...

by drime ramsey January 1, 2021

mentally innocent

Mentally Innocent (adj.) A euphemism for "retarded," "window licker," "dumbshit," etc. Mainly used to insult other individuals who are not truly mentally challenged but make poor decisions.

Drill Sergeant 1: "We were just told that we couldn't call you retarded anymore."
Drill Sergeant 2: "Yeah. So we're now referring to ya'll as 'mentally innocent'."
Unidentified Soldier: -- laughs
Drill Sergeant 1: "What mentally innocent fuck just made noise in my formation?!"
Drill Sergeant 2: "Half-right face!..."

by rascal312132 July 21, 2021

innocent bitch

unlike a bitch who knows that she is a bitch and acts like one ,an innocent bitch will act like a bitch but won't admit to her wrongdoings and will continue to act all good and nice.

pete: i hear miranda is nice .
steve: she hates me coz i talk to her crush,picked a fight with me over a stapler.started going all superior on me .
pete: really, what an innocent bitch!

by magicbandit May 10, 2016

Innocent Highstander

N. A person/people who doesn't/don't smoke marijuana at a party while many others are.

Misti and I decided to be the innocent highstanders while everyone else got high.

by DeBailey December 7, 2010

Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.

"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009