Grundle puddle

sweat that comes from the taint which soaks the underwear after exercise.

Son, why are you're underwear wet?
All that running gave me a severe grundle puddle

by poopy butt August 30, 2016

puke puddle

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH

Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 16, 2009

pussy puddle

the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing

Dude, i was makin out with that chick on your couch and she left a pussy puddle on the cushion.

by the_blind_owl February 17, 2010

Puddle Pirates

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

by mighty mighty SEALtone July 22, 2013

nigga puddle

A nigger puddle is any puddle found containing the remains of a black man having been shot or stabbed. They often are red with blood and usually contain an unidentifiable black man without his wallet or shoes. These puddles are often the results of a drive by or murder by opposing gangs.

I was walking down the street smoking weed, and when I looked down I was hardly startled by the nigga puddle beneath me.

by mysteriousnesss November 05, 2009

Panty Puddles

Panty puddles are...1) The result of the best foreplay known to man, or woman; 2) Evidence that she wants a penis inserted; 3) A sign that no lubrication will be necessary.

A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.

"Man, I got her so wet, I could see her panty puddles through her jeans."

"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."

by Pompy April 08, 2007

love puddle

when jizz/semen is "spilt" on the floor

oh man i gotta go and hurry up i left a huge love puddle downstairs lastnight

by kevin barry May 03, 2006