A phrase used mostly by red necks and hillbillies when surprised or after learning, realizing, or discovering something they didnt expect, good or bad. "Ill be dipped" is usually said at the time of the discovery and explained to his redneck buddy's shortly after.
Carl: ill be dipped
Stan: what?
Carl: I just found my ole tackle box
Stan: well ill be dipped! let's go fishing
by Asa1991 June 9, 2014
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damn, that milf had an ill nana
by justin July 2, 2003
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major spanish rock band with two amazing albums with mild portians of spanish lyrics
ill nino rock the party that rocks the body
by BlackDragonV1 November 16, 2003
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A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.
I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.
by Get Some All Day January 28, 2009
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short way to say "ill knock it off". originated from the all so famous chxrrycola(a very well known and loved individual, a gamer, artist, and much more) when they were writing "ill knock it off" but sent their message too early so it was just "ill knock it".
person 1 "omg ur so annoying stop it"

person 2 "okok jeez, ill knock it"
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