Jaron Artolius Eckbert III is from The Ascendance Series (The best novel series by Jennifer A. Nielson)
Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.
He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.
I actually don't know how he's not dead.
Jaron is the King of Carthya. He's stupid and reckless and apparently really hot.
He somehow has a wife.
Good for him.
Jaron is somehow not dead. Rumor has it he burned the castle throne room down at age negative two. He has a crippled right leg thanks to Roden.
I actually don't know how he's not dead.
A: Did ypu hear what stupid thing Jaron Artolius Eckbert III did today?
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he fell of of a 987654ft tree today.
A: No, that was last tuesday, today, he started a fire with water.
by anoverusedjoke June 27, 2021
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This name was originally known as Charles pisskink, until the middle of October of 2021 when the name change occurred. This changed the whole way of life as we know it.
Soon after, many people started hallucinating about having a Pisskink, and even started drinking their piss. This is known to cause kidney failure, so this is not good for the health of humanity.
Many others have hallucinated of literally lixking the inside of their bootyhole, which causes a lot of poopoo to go into their mouths, causing a lot of puking to occur. This is also not healthy as it can damage the stomach and esophagus.
In conclusion, the name change was successful is the ways of monarchy, and shall stay This way for at least another month.
This name was originally known as Charles pisskink, until the middle of October of 2021 when the name change occurred. This changed the whole way of life as we know it.
Soon after, many people started hallucinating about having a Pisskink, and even started drinking their piss. This is known to cause kidney failure, so this is not good for the health of humanity.
Many others have hallucinated of literally lixking the inside of their bootyhole, which causes a lot of poopoo to go into their mouths, causing a lot of puking to occur. This is also not healthy as it can damage the stomach and esophagus.
In conclusion, the name change was successful is the ways of monarchy, and shall stay This way for at least another month.
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Get the dmitri demarcus bartholomew james III jr. mug.The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
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This version is similar to Beatmania by using the 5 key format, but it also contains a foot pedal. (Using it is optional) There is also a disk drive to save game records, a headphone jack, and the cabinet is really tall and has a bunch of lights compared to an original Beatmania game.
This game is a DJ simulator where you press the keys and scratch the turntable with the corresponding notes on screen. To be good at this game, you have to be good at playing music, and you will quickly have to learn the format of the notes that scroll down the screen.
Beatmania III is extremely rare in the U.S. (except in California).
The Beatmania III series contains the following versions:
Beatmania III
APPEND Core Remix
APPEND 6th Mix - The UK Underground Music
APPEND 7th Mix - Keepin' Evolution
APPEND The FINAL
(The APPEND version are the Beatmania version but with all the features of BM3.)
This version is similar to Beatmania by using the 5 key format, but it also contains a foot pedal. (Using it is optional) There is also a disk drive to save game records, a headphone jack, and the cabinet is really tall and has a bunch of lights compared to an original Beatmania game.
This game is a DJ simulator where you press the keys and scratch the turntable with the corresponding notes on screen. To be good at this game, you have to be good at playing music, and you will quickly have to learn the format of the notes that scroll down the screen.
Beatmania III is extremely rare in the U.S. (except in California).
The Beatmania III series contains the following versions:
Beatmania III
APPEND Core Remix
APPEND 6th Mix - The UK Underground Music
APPEND 7th Mix - Keepin' Evolution
APPEND The FINAL
(The APPEND version are the Beatmania version but with all the features of BM3.)
by A.R.T February 11, 2004
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