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iPod Ignorance

When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.
"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"
by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009
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Blissful Ignorance

Being able to totally enjoy a situation while knowingly putting off something else.
and Craig said , oh i totally forgot to order your shirt because i was Embossed in the conversation.That was " Blissful Ignorance" on my part , My Bad....
by Mastress September 7, 2009
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ignorance is bliss

A phrase often uttered by the female persuasion of the mind. Similar to clichés such as “Everything happens for a reason” and “Red rover, red rover. Send Jimmy on over.”. It is often elaborated on in order to describe a distasteful situation in an enlightening manner. As though such a thing were possible.
Examples

Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”

Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”

Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”

Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”

Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”
by someonesafan80 April 23, 2011
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ignorance

by Peace January 12, 2004
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California ignorance

Uninformed perceptions of other states that California residents have.
I wasn't surprised that someone like Nebraska would dress like that, but maybe it's just my California ignorance shining through.
by Fred Riahi June 1, 2006
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greed hatred and ignorance stew

"sublimiminimaniminal"
"it's amazing i won. i was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency"
by Colon Power May 22, 2004
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ignorance slut

Someone who wantonly and shamelessly spreads ignorance.
That preacher is an ignorance slut. At a memorial service for a child, he preached that those who do not surrender their entire lives to Jesus will spend an eternity in hell.

The school board is stacked with a bunch of ignorance sluts who want creationism taught in public schools.

The coaches in that football league are ignorance sluts that crack homohostile jokes during practice and at games.
by playfulplayful March 6, 2012
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