Get the Hubbymug. A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
Get the Simp Cuck Temp-Hubbymug. by Summertimeluv June 14, 2021
Get the hubby modemug. by Regegis November 10, 2019
Get the Hubbymug. A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. A charming, good looking man, that is considered husband material with missing appendages or fingers. Hence having nubs, therefore, making him a “Nubby Hubby”. Commonly known as a single man in the Indianapolis area who ghosts women on dating sites after giving them a nub rub. (See other definitions)
by DaWrongBish January 21, 2022
Get the Nubby Hubbymug. by Strawberry cupcake September 14, 2017
Get the Snow hubbymug.