hollywood marriage

The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.

With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.

I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

going Hollywood

A phrase which can be used to describe a person as being very superficial, narcissistic, and/or egomaniacal. It is sometimes used after a person made an appearance on television or film.
See also: Hollywood

Your friend was only an extra in a local commercial and he is going Hollywood on us.

"I ain't Hollywood yet, I just did that movie to get a big ass check." Ludacris on his role in the movie, Fast and the Furious

by A strong intelligent man September 14, 2006

Hollywood Douchebag

A Hollywood Douchebag (or a Hollywood for short) is someone who trys way too hard to be cool and fails.

Someone who uses their cool possesions eg. a cool car, new shoes, new expensive clothes to try to look cool but ends up looking like a jackass.

eg. That guy's a hollywood.
eg. You're a hollywood douchebag.
eg.Chuck Norris is not a Hollywood Douchebag.

by Mr-black-bird January 28, 2009

Hollywood Diet

The act of losing a visible amount of weight due to a hard drug habit, usu. cocaine. Derived from the act of celebrities doing this and becoming unnaturally skinny in a short period of time.

"Lindsey Lohan was so cute until she started on the Hollywood Diet"

by A. Winehouse July 21, 2009

Acting Hollywood

when a bitch try to act like they known/famous and acting like they too good to talk to you.

Hoe answer my calls and stop acting Hollywood weird ass bitch.

by MyPurseHo July 11, 2022

Hollywood invite

Inviting someone with the hope they never pick you up on the invite.

This is not a hollywood invite, I'd actually really love to see you.

by blubberblubb June 9, 2018

Hollywood IQ

The apparent idiocy of a character in a movie that does selectively moronic things that no real human being would ever do, usually for the purpose of advancing a lousy plot. Examples include, going back for the dog, entering a creepy-looking house alone wearing only your panties, and of course suddenly forgiving a love interest who treated you like dirt through the whole movie just for the sake of a happy ending.

"He's smart enough to concoct an experimental serum to genetically enhance the human body and mind, but dumb enough to try it on himself first, before testing it on rats or bunnies. WTF?"
"Hollywood IQ. Definitely."

"She's supposedly a mental olympian competing with the intellectual elite in a tournament in another city, but she doesn't even notice chaotic screaming and a 1500ft wave coming right at her as she goes back to fetch some stranger's purse from a taxi. Right..."
"She's operating with a Hollywood IQ, man. Give her a break."

by Kevnar August 26, 2009