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Holloween

The adult variation of Halloween celebrated on or around October 31st. Women use this holiday as an excuse to dress like hookers, sluts, hobags, and skanks and still keep their self-esteem. Popular costumes tend to have the words "naughty" or "sexy" in front of them, such as a "naughty nurse" or a "sexy police officer". Breasts and buttocks are the dish du jour on Holloween, as they are typically put on a platter for the entire world to see.
Girl: What are you wearing to the Holloween Party?
Her Friend: I am going as a Sexy French Maid.
by fioredellafenice October 29, 2010
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Haloween

The careful weaning from Halo 2 to Halo 3.
I Haloween'd from 2 to 3. Now I'm a man."
by Me Tarzan November 2, 2007
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Celebrated on October 31, it is a night were 9&+ year olds dress slutty, wear a bunch of their moms makeup, talk to strangers, and get away with it. It was originally a religious holiday, but like other wholesome things, America turned it into a sleez fest.
Kathy: "Jenny's costume was soo slutty this year!"
Joe: "Well Kathy, it is Halloween."
by Ladeda10 February 3, 2009
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halloween

A holiday where little kids dress up as a cowboy, or a fairy princess to get free candy. When you get older, you dress up as a sexy________ and get old guys hard and get away with it (the rest of the 364 days you dressed up liked that your mother would yell at you) If your 21+ you get wasted and wrap trees with paper towels
For halloween I'm going to dress up as a sexy bunny then go to old man jenkins house then drink vodka and cause a scene
by Elmo Homo October 26, 2006
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halloween orange

Taking the 40mg orange disolvable tablet of methadone and mixing it in water.
Wayne: I love that purple drank

Jim: You need to try my halloween orange. It's stronger, last longer, and feels better. I love my water halloween orange
by Orange Water February 18, 2008
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Halloween Slap

A Halloween Slap is the tradition that on every halloween, friends must greet each other with a slap on the arm. Dating back to the Celtic times, when halloween was a religious fesival, priests would slap civilians on the arm to wash their bad spirits away. Over time, as halloween spread to places such as America, the halloween slap has become somewhat of a joke, in order to tease or irritate friends and/or peers.
Jimmy: "Hey"

Clarisse: *hits Jimmy on arm* "A slap on the arm for halloween!"

Jimmy: "Damn, you beat me to the Halloween Slap.. maybe next halloween ey!"
by CDGM October 31, 2011
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Halloween

That one time of year when everybody thinks everyone in their neighborhood suddenly turns into a child poisoning psychopath.
October 30: "Oh howdy, neighbor! Can't wait for Halloween tomorrow. It's going to be a fun night. Make sure to bring plenty of candy for the kids."
October 31: "Check all the candy! The next door neighbor might have put drugs in it! We can't trust any of these people that we've lived next door to for years!"
by weasel1969 October 14, 2019
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