The most confusing way to smoke a blunt, requires at least two people although more is always better. You'll need a blunt, a blanket, a stereo, and a soft landing pad.
Starting by crouching down with your head between your legs, breathing quickly until you start to get lightheaded. At that point you slowly stand up, and your assistant blows you a shotgun along the way. When you get all the way up, and inevitably pass out, the assistant throws the blanket over you and turns on the music.
Starting by crouching down with your head between your legs, breathing quickly until you start to get lightheaded. At that point you slowly stand up, and your assistant blows you a shotgun along the way. When you get all the way up, and inevitably pass out, the assistant throws the blanket over you and turns on the music.
We did Hawaiian shotguns last night, but Steve didn't have a spotter. He's dead now.
After my Hawaiian shotgun, I thought I was waking up at home in bed, but then I heard the chanting monks and everyone laughing, I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
After my Hawaiian shotgun, I thought I was waking up at home in bed, but then I heard the chanting monks and everyone laughing, I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
by Hamfist1000 October 30, 2014
Get the Hawaiian shotgunmug. A really funny prank from the govt. that told everyone in Hawaii that they were going to die in 30 mins.
Civilians: OMG we Are GoINg tO DiE
The Govt.: Tee-hee Jk lol that was an april fools joke
Thus is the Hawaiian Missile Crisis
The Govt.: Tee-hee Jk lol that was an april fools joke
Thus is the Hawaiian Missile Crisis
by Crotux December 11, 2019
Get the Hawaiian Missile Crisismug. indefinite length of time, interminable. Refers to the laid back attitude visitors to the Hawaiian islands experience, and can mean any length of time.
Joe: When will he get here?
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!
Todd: He said exactly 15 Hawaiian minutes...
Joe: That could mean anything!
by Ronetta May 8, 2010
Get the 15 Hawaiian minutesmug. Boobfucking. The act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and using the friction of her cleavage to achieve orgasm.
I wish he was interested in me in a more holistic way, but the way he looks at my D cups I know all he wants is Hawaiian Muscle Fucking.
She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.
She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.
by DiablolitaZ December 13, 2013
Get the hawaiian muscle fuckmug. Your favorite technician
by ok hello i see December 15, 2022
Get the Hawaiian Punch Guymug. This is an alternative form of hernia healthcheck, where, instead of coughing, the patient presents his/her ring piece for an examiner to cough into.
Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.
Note that following the recent corona virus outbreak, this check has been known to actually cause hernias when patients learn exactly what they have just been subjected to.
Jim: I have been rather enjoying my vacation here in Hawaii until I began to experience some pain - could you please check me for hernia weakness? Shall I turn my head and cough?
Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.
Tiff: No, no, here we do the Hawaiian Hernia Check. Please bend over so that I may corona cough in your ass.
by The Shy Nanny Gang! March 20, 2020
Get the Hawaiian Hernia Checkmug. Hawaiian salty dog is when a man jizzes on a partners face and a third party slaps them with a pineapple slice and eats it off their face.
by Mick 'Normous and Jon Dough January 11, 2014
Get the hawaiian salty dogmug.