Hancocked

When a person gets caught cheating on camera.

Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked

by Smokysmoldoll July 27, 2021

Alex Hancock

The big man ting roadman who's good at getting those Peng girls

Yo who's that roadman?

That's Alex Hancock

by MisterAitch March 25, 2020

Hancocking

Hancocking is a sexual activity which involves slowly introducing your dry finger into the anus of your partner. Once all five fingers are inserted, a clenched fist must be inserted soon after.

I was giving my aide a good "Hancocking" last night with the boys... just a shame Cummings wasnt here to join us

by Datboigonegoof June 25, 2021

John Hancock

A man who masturbates on the toilet

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u

by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018

Hancock

A mythical political figure with the capacity to appear simultaneously like a frightened rabbit and a serial killer. He specialises in demonising health care workers for misuse of the PPE with which he fails to supply them.

For fucks' sake Hancock, why are you staring creepily at that attractive female Tory councillor?

by Superkid16 April 11, 2020

Jacob Hancock

Jacob Hancock is a person who hasn't earned hood status in Fortnite yet and does not leave his gaming chair. However, Jacob is blessed to have multiple discord kittens. And he averages one and a half tubs of g fuel every night. However, jacobs biggest weakness is a chair. Jacob Hancock is someone who gets hit by a chair.

Uhh what happened to you last night ?

Oh dont worry i Just got a Jacob Hancock

by gabrialjames155 November 30, 2023

Brandon Hancock cock

The biggest thing since sliced bread

He has a Brandon Hancock cock.

by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019