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Hamburger Hips

Someone who stole all of the Hamburglar's hamburgers and because of this now has some extra weight on their hips (and mostly likely everywhere else).
Oh Tom used to be skinny but now he has some big 'ole hamburger hips.
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hamburger helper

A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.
Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.
by |< |3 July 16, 2006
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hamberder

The act of having a Russian prostitute takes a dump on you
Went on a "business" trip and decided to have a double hamberder.
by meow meow beanz January 15, 2019
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hotdog/hamburger style

hotdog - folding paper sidways
hamburger - folding paper vertically
Teacher: Okay class please fold your paper hotdog/hamburger style.
by cabbageisgood March 17, 2011
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Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.

You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.


"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007
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hamburger

a burger that rarely, if any, contains ham.
hamburger, more like a processed-burger.
by english___p November 18, 2006
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Hamberders

The proper way of spelling hamburgers for an idiot
Great being with the national champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the shutdown I served them massive amounts of fast food ( as an unfounded billionaire I want to let you know that I paid even though it didn’t cost me shit and I will write it off as a tax write off), over 1000 hamberders etc. within one hour it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters.
by Littlelondon December 19, 2019
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