Don't be so gullible

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.

Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

Gullible's Travels

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.

If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.

by QuacksO April 10, 2022

Gullible

Easily tricked

Person 1: Look! It say gullible on the ceiling!
Person 2: Where??

by madimidk April 7, 2021

Gullible

Falling for anything someone says

Jonathan Hacker falls for anything because he's gullible. He one sucked a dick because someone told him it was oxygen

by Valheim March 19, 2023

gullible

Jenny

Jenny is gullible

by Jerry Smith 123 August 18, 2019

GULLIBLE

Rachel Tucker

You're such a gullible Rachel. You'd believe anything!

by Hugh Gweenis December 4, 2021

Gullible isn't in the dictionary.

Why'd you search this up-?
I mean, if it isn't in the regular dictionary, then look here. It means trusting someone who shouldn't be trusted. Now, why did you actually look this up--

"Saidey! Stop looking for it. Gullible isn't in the dictionary."
Saidey: *finds it*
"SAIDEY YOU LITTLE CRAP!" (Saidey isn't a real person, by the way. I don't know any Saideys.)

by air can pee January 19, 2022