To masturbate vigorously, as if romancing one's beloved guitar. Common among musicians and college freshmen.
Bro: "Man, some nights I love to just lie in bed and smash the guitar."
Everyone Else: "Ewwww." (Alternate response: "We knew, we can hear you!")
Everyone Else: "Ewwww." (Alternate response: "We knew, we can hear you!")
by rock out with yo cock out March 24, 2014
Get the smash the guitarmug. by plaguedbymen October 8, 2009
Get the red guitarmug. bass guitar
Since most people here seem to be ignorant of what a bass is:
1) It was NOT "based off the guitar", it's an electric adaptation of the double bass which became awkward and increasingly less audible compared to other instruments in the earliest rock/jazz bands.
2) While easier to learn than guitar, it is far far more difficult to master. Anyone can sound cool playing the pentatonic scale and power chords over and over; it takes a great more deal of musical skill and talent to be excellent at bass.
3) On a related note "Anyone who plays guitar can play bass by default" is ridiculous. If you have no sense of rhythm and can't keep a beat, then you can't play bass. Hell, most guitarists I've met can't even play the bass without making the frets buzz their first few times.
4) Bass is a rhythm instrument, with a deeper more mellow sound. Guitar is melodic (or at least mostly used for such). To say bass is inferior to guitar is also stupid.
Since most people here seem to be ignorant of what a bass is:
1) It was NOT "based off the guitar", it's an electric adaptation of the double bass which became awkward and increasingly less audible compared to other instruments in the earliest rock/jazz bands.
2) While easier to learn than guitar, it is far far more difficult to master. Anyone can sound cool playing the pentatonic scale and power chords over and over; it takes a great more deal of musical skill and talent to be excellent at bass.
3) On a related note "Anyone who plays guitar can play bass by default" is ridiculous. If you have no sense of rhythm and can't keep a beat, then you can't play bass. Hell, most guitarists I've met can't even play the bass without making the frets buzz their first few times.
4) Bass is a rhythm instrument, with a deeper more mellow sound. Guitar is melodic (or at least mostly used for such). To say bass is inferior to guitar is also stupid.
1) The advent of the electric bass guitar revolutioned new age music
2) A guitarist can sound "amazing" in just a couple years. I'd like to see anyone learn Victor Wooten's Classical Thump in just a couple of years.
3) "Whoa dude whats wrong with your frets? Why are they buzzing??" - Guitarist who thinks he can play bass
4) Have you ever heard a band with two guitarists and no bassist? It sounds like a transistor radio
2) A guitarist can sound "amazing" in just a couple years. I'd like to see anyone learn Victor Wooten's Classical Thump in just a couple of years.
3) "Whoa dude whats wrong with your frets? Why are they buzzing??" - Guitarist who thinks he can play bass
4) Have you ever heard a band with two guitarists and no bassist? It sounds like a transistor radio
by Solifuga September 20, 2008
Get the bass guitarmug. When you play Guitar Hero for a while and then you look away from the screen at the ground and it appears as if your floor is moving like a wave.
by Devin KPC June 21, 2008
Get the Guitar Wavemug. Putting your index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and then twiddling them back and forth like you are stringing a guitar.
by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008
Get the The Guitar Heromug. When a song is on the game Guitar Hero/ Rock Band, and everyone gets the game, therefore solidifying its popularity and making it a cliche to listen to it anymore.
Bill- Have you ever heard this song before?
Jim- Oh yeah, it was on Guitar Hero!
Now it's awesome!
Bill- Oh great, the song got Guitar Hero'd
Jim- Oh yeah, it was on Guitar Hero!
Now it's awesome!
Bill- Oh great, the song got Guitar Hero'd
by mp1840 February 8, 2009
Get the Guitar Hero'dmug. A person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. This person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Alex last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
by bananagrapefruit May 19, 2009
Get the guitar douchemug.