noun /ˈæn.ti-rɪˈsɜːtʃ grəˈneɪd/
An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.
An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.
The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.
A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.
An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.
An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.
An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.
The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.
A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.
An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.
I threw a toy car with magnets on the bottom at Aaron and yelled, "anti-research grenade!" It was super effective.
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AHHH!!!! There's shit in my eye...must of been a hippie grenade.
Well make sure you get the seeds out next time.
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by Mark March 21, 2005
Get the hippy grenade mug.Similar to a Frag Grenade. However, upon the explosion, some random person pubes fly all over. Usually made out of tennis balls, compressed gass, and pubic hair.
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Get the Pubic Grenade mug.A Jager Grenade is a variation on a Jager Bomb. It consist's of a glass of Red Bull or Monster (Like a Jager Bomb) and two tall shot glasses. One of Jager and the other being either Sambuca or Tequila. The two shots are rested next to each other over the Red Bull. You can then do one of two things. Either "pull the pin" by doing the Sambuca or Tequila shot and then downing the remaining Jager Bomb. Or you can pour both shots in to the Red Bull then down the Red Bull with both shots in it. The 2nd being preferred when you are in a busy bar and drinks get knocked over.
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Get the jumping on the grenade mug.The ugly ass girl of the bunch that thinks she has a chance and will stalk, until she is either diffused or explodes.
That plasma grenade was following my boy around all night, tryin to mack. We knew she had to be diffused before she blew up.
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