Gooner

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon
Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"
by erghuij June 29, 2024
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A Gooner is whatever you want to be
Furtive's friend sky is a gooner.
by The Youtuber Awesome October 08, 2018
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Furtive's friend sky is a gooner
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Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7
Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner
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A soul bereft of fair damsels and frequently participates in the sinful act of gooning
Person 1: "thou art a gooner?"
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."
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Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)

Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022
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What a passion goon does; a person or thing that uses articles, to improve one quality of being a goon.
That boy locks himself in his room for hours on end making a lot of noise. He must be a gooner.
by Kulacal February 09, 2025
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