Gooner

“Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2
by ItsCookz January 10, 2025
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Gooner

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.
"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"
by UniversalTruths December 21, 2024
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A musty man that is apart of a drug friend group.
The gooner just sold me drugs.
by oliver sims October 07, 2022
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A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon
Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"
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A Gooner is whatever you want to be
Furtive's friend sky is a gooner.
by The Youtuber Awesome October 08, 2018
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Furtive's friend sky is a gooner
by The Youtuber Awesome October 08, 2018
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Gooner

Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7
Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner
by Sebos April 26, 2024
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