Goddamn Jackass

Someone who thinks is fucking raw. They act like they're the hardest thug but they're a bitch. They think they're in a gang with the other jackasses. They do drugs to think they're fly but they can't handle it. They're pussies are so little that they can't drive and someone should take the keys away from them. Anyone can play them with a simple text and make them look like dorks on camera lol. They have no swag because they're modern day asswipes. The best way for them to get a restart with their lives would be to join the military. They don't sell drugs and they're all broke fuckups. The people that sell drugs to them are the ones hustling and laughing at them. There's so many police around them that it's embarrasing. They cry at night and love eating dirt yeah.
Guy 1- "Foo that guy is a straight mark. He/she has all the police on him/her."

Guy 2- "He's/She's a goddamn jackass no bullshit. Bitch is gonna get curbstomped."
by umbreonxxx February 15, 2021
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Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name
mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
by sir moron da great December 07, 2022
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Goddamn Goddamn

When you’re drunk asf and goddamn just isn’t good enough.
by North Yorks Finest Jr November 27, 2023
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Goddamn eyes burnin’

The feeling you get when أعين shows up. You have to shout it!
Oh no أعين is here, GODDAMN EYES BURNIN
by Goddamn eyes burnin September 20, 2022
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Dr. Goddamn dangerous

A person conducting an experiment that ends in catastrophic failure,bodily injury and/or death or close call.
When Dr. science, of the Dr. science show, demonstated the vigorous reaction of potassium metal and water, he dropped a small piece of potassium in a glass of water,it burst into flames, and shot out of the glass, a burning flare, right past his face as he jumped backward, narrowly avoiding getting burned.(no face shield), he became Dr. goddamn dangerous.
by 11bucks March 13, 2013
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Goddamn

An expression of shock when you see someone attractive.
Goddamn she’s fine
by 47886433 February 27, 2022
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