knob gobbler

Endearing term for cocksucker, fellatrix or suck slut

Later, dude. Here comes my favorite knob gobbler.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

nut gobbler

a prostitute or whore that swallows a man's load. Made popular by a South Park episode involving the crippled Jimmy and his quest to find a prostitute to relieve his erection. Thanks Trey & Matt!!

That ho is a nut gobbler. She can't get enough of my jizz.

by Alain May 5, 2005

Longport Gobbler

A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.

"Have you seen John lately?"

"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"

"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."

by volcom2752 April 5, 2010

fairy gobbler

One who gobbles up fairies, a woman who hangs out with a lot of gay men; a fag hag, a fruit fly, fairy collector, queer dear, fairy princess, will and grace, fairy godmother.

That Amy is such a fairy gobbler; she's always gobbling around Marty and his musical (read: Rent) crew.

by Janig December 10, 2009

crack gobbler

A female who only wants sex with another female. A lesbian

I think Katie is really a crack gobbler. I only see her hanging around with chicks.

by seymour heines February 28, 2008

Clock gobbler

Someone who wastes time in rocket league at the end of the game by pestering the opposition in their own half

If you weren't such a clock gobbler, we wouldn't have won the game Nigel

by Coasdfghj August 9, 2017

Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody that absolutely destroys glizzys. They can swallow 5 glizzys/hotdogs at once. They have infinite power.

Me: I hope I can acquire the power of a glizzy gobbler one day

by Lukep123 August 24, 2020