Get the girlfriendmug. by LittleHedgehogOwO January 31, 2019
Get the girlfriendmug. Andrew: "Hey, did you hear about Anthony getting a girlfriend?
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"
by Quack3rs October 31, 2019
Get the Girlfriendmug. If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")
Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.
So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.
So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."
Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."
Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
by an existant of this planet January 6, 2021
Get the Girlfriendmug. A female who means the world to you. Someone who you love, would die for, and would do anything just so they could smile. If she is feeling sad, so will you. Vice versa if she's happy. You must treat this person right, respectfully with allot of love and care.
by Superjj9930 May 6, 2015
Get the Girlfriendmug. What you dont have
by LALALAND-america- January 8, 2021
Get the Girlfriendmug. When you are supposed to be listening to some one but you zone them out and just say words (like okay or right) to make them feel like you are listening to the irrelevant things they are saying.
Josh: dude, the other night...
Bill: yeah
Josh: it was so crazy
Bill: mhmm
Josh: wtf, did you just girlfriended me.
Bill: bro, no way.
Josh: what did I just say?
Bill: uhh....
Bill: yeah
Josh: it was so crazy
Bill: mhmm
Josh: wtf, did you just girlfriended me.
Bill: bro, no way.
Josh: what did I just say?
Bill: uhh....
by Irick Style July 27, 2014
Get the girlfriendedmug.