This is the woman you always put the time to.
This is the woman whose problems you always listened to.
This is the woman you spent $500 dollars on just to make her Christmas/birthday/Valentines Day the best one of the year.
This is the woman who you always took your consideration into for everything.
This is the woman who you always remained loyal to, no matter how difficult it was.
This is the woman who always said she wasn't "in the mood" when you were, so you never forced anything out of her no matter HOW many weeks she hasn't fucked you.
This is the woman who stopped conversing with you in favor of bitching about everything in her life.
This is the woman who just fucked you to shut you up about issues in the relationship.
This is the woman who constantly flirted with other guys but paid no attention to you.
This is the woman who blew all the money you gave her on stupid bullshit.
This is the woman who never listened to a damn word you said.
This is the woman who never bothered to spent time with you and blew you off all the time.
This is the woman who reeled herself away from you constantly.
This is the woman that shoved you in the friend zone.
This is the woman that dumped you and said it was all your fault because she is a selfish, egotistical, arrogant, narrow fucking idiot.
Evil - Adjective - Morally reprehensible
This is the woman whose problems you always listened to.
This is the woman you spent $500 dollars on just to make her Christmas/birthday/Valentines Day the best one of the year.
This is the woman who you always took your consideration into for everything.
This is the woman who you always remained loyal to, no matter how difficult it was.
This is the woman who always said she wasn't "in the mood" when you were, so you never forced anything out of her no matter HOW many weeks she hasn't fucked you.
This is the woman who stopped conversing with you in favor of bitching about everything in her life.
This is the woman who just fucked you to shut you up about issues in the relationship.
This is the woman who constantly flirted with other guys but paid no attention to you.
This is the woman who blew all the money you gave her on stupid bullshit.
This is the woman who never listened to a damn word you said.
This is the woman who never bothered to spent time with you and blew you off all the time.
This is the woman who reeled herself away from you constantly.
This is the woman that shoved you in the friend zone.
This is the woman that dumped you and said it was all your fault because she is a selfish, egotistical, arrogant, narrow fucking idiot.
Evil - Adjective - Morally reprehensible
My ex girlfriend is a fucking idiot. I was the best man for her, then she shoved me in the friend zone and said all the faults in the relationship were my fault, then she starts dating other men and talks about how much of a victim she is when they treat her like crap.
by StuffedMannequin1 March 5, 2010
Get the ex girlfriend mug.A disease that afflicts college freshman, mostly straight men. Its counterpart, high school boyfriend, is not as common. In a typical case, the HSG-sufferer is devoted to what he believes is the love of his life, a high school junior or senior in his hometown (several hundred/thousand miles away). He'd rather stay in his dorm room skyping with her than meet any new friends, and when she comes to visit, his roommate can expect to be sexiled for whole weekends at a time.
This will go on (and on, and on) until their relationship explodes--hopefully at Thanksgiving during the turkey drop, but it can take until sophomore year in extreme cases.
This will go on (and on, and on) until their relationship explodes--hopefully at Thanksgiving during the turkey drop, but it can take until sophomore year in extreme cases.
Tom: Did you ask your roommate if he wanted to go to that party tonight?
Dan: No, I give up. He's got the worst case of high school girlfriend I've ever seen.
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Lisa: Hey, Dan's roommate's pretty cute. Why doesn't he ever want to hang out?
Emily: High school girlfriend strikes again.
Lisa: Oh, no! When will they find a cure?
Dan: No, I give up. He's got the worst case of high school girlfriend I've ever seen.
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Lisa: Hey, Dan's roommate's pretty cute. Why doesn't he ever want to hang out?
Emily: High school girlfriend strikes again.
Lisa: Oh, no! When will they find a cure?
by rusalka August 4, 2010
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Get the National kiss your girlfriend day mug.A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.
Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.
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Get the Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend' mug.Acronym for "Grannies I'd like to fuck anally". It's a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. You'd like to fuck her anally, because:
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.
Holy Shit! Remerber the Gilf of the other day? Well guess what, she's pregnant now. From now, I'm only hunting Gilfa's.
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Get the gilfa mug.How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.
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