Ghostride the bike

Similar to ghostriding the whip although with a bike instead of a car. It can mean to ride a bike and then jump off and go dumb along side of it while it is still going by itself, or to stand on it or sit on it wrong or get hyphy on it while it is still going. Even though it is similar to ghostriding the whip, it is not be taken seriously and it's origin did not relate to the hyphy movement or any kind of rap at all. The term was brought to fame mostly by TJ Smalls' comical song, "Ghostride the Bike".

"yo i be ghostridin ma bike all up through oakland ya dig cuz i be hyphy"

"He can ghostride the bike for 45 minutes!"

"I ghostride ma bike real slow, goin' dumb on the cross bar gettin' stoned, never fall off, ghostridin ma sh*t at the mall infrona Ross,..." - Mac Hassla

by fat man with an eskimo hat June 10, 2010

ghostride

to smoke pot; to put yourself in Drive and walk next to yourself.

person 1: hey man, it's been a long day, let's ghostride.
person 2: okay.

by drehd March 7, 2007

Ghostwriter

Strange ghost like creature that haunts attics. On Occasion likes to cause trouble,especially for a thing called Pop!

Likes to stuff Pop! in to a jar!

by Ghostwriter November 1, 2004

Ghost wipe

When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.

I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!

by Marco Porno September 4, 2019

Ghostbike

when your moving so fast and you fall and your bike continues like someone else is riding the bike.

dude i crashed so hard on my bike that my bike was a ghostbike!

by lizzly25 June 17, 2009

GhostRider

The best Canadian person to ever live in Texas. She is so cool that the temp. of Texas dropped 20 degrees last week only to be brought back up by her hottness. She is often asked, "Why cant i be cool like you?" And, "Can i be your friend?" Only to be replied to by saying... "Everyone is cool in there own special way." (Because she is so nice as well) And "Of course, i am everyones friends."

GhostRider is a beast.

by GhostRider88 February 3, 2009

Ghost Wipe

The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence

I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush

by PreciousToileter April 4, 2022