Goosing

When one is getting a sly hand-job at their formal (prom) and doesn't have anywhere to cum, they grab the soup bowl from the table and "finish in the dish".

"Oh man, i just ended up goosing everywhere in that bowl, that soup ended up SOOOOOOO salty!"

by Danny Zuko March 8, 2017

Goosin

A right goosin

He was out with the boys on saturday and got a right goosin....

by rob March 2, 2004

goosimoose

A silly person, often preceded by "silly".

"you're a silly goosimoose with your purple pants."

by Lindsey Smith May 3, 2006

Goosition

The position or Ranking of your website within the google search engine.

With our current Goosition, i would expect a 300% increase in sales!

by myztic_man December 18, 2007

goosier

A bullshit word. There is no need for this word therefore it is complete and utter bullshit. There is no need for this word.

Person 1: Aww, you're so goosy}.
Person 2: Well you're goosier!
Person 1: Well fuck you!

by My very own pseudonym March 8, 2017

goosing

When you laugh so hard till your throats makes that weird deep noise. We all know what it sounds like, you know that big skdjdjd noise. Not everyone is capable of goosing, and some can goose better than others. Also it doesn't matter what size you are, small or big, you can goose.

Teagan kept goosing everytime she laughed! Silly Teagan.

by yololala June 5, 2017

Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.

"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."

by gewsing August 1, 2017