Gentle Epstein

The act of masturbating while receiving a back massage

My girlfriend and I had a Gentle Epstein after she got home from work

by Jon Browngreen October 30, 2020

gentle shit

when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.

He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.

by Kinkypokemon December 11, 2016

Gentle Laxa

a phrase used to tell a Laxa to take it easy

Laxa: Y’all wanna go out tonight?
Marcus: Gentle Laxa, this is the fifth time you’ve gone to Parks & Rec this month.

by cuteboy7 February 18, 2024

Gentle Uncle

Slowly inserting a pinky into someone’s anus.

Jennifer has never done anal before, so her boyfriend Josh gave her a Gentle Uncle to ease her into it before destroying her asshole with his cock.

by SteelCity_LCpl March 21, 2021

Gentle Hoe

When you’re a hoe but not an extreme hoe just a little bit of a hoe for example when what complements but you don’t what to slept with people

Stacy is planning on being a gentle hoe her freshman year of college

by 22tjoe May 16, 2025

gentle paw

gentlepaw.ca

At Gentle Paw, we create functional and stylish products to address every day problems that dog owners may face. As you browse our products and read our story, we hope you can share in our passion to create a space where pet parents can come together. To us, Gentle Paw is more than just a growing company; it is a growing community.

I need to buy a gentle paw product.

by gentlepawcanada May 17, 2022

Gentle crush

An action used to immobilize and/or exterminate insects without overtly damaging the specimen (and thus making examination difficult) or causing the internal contents of the specimen to adhere the aforementioned specimen to the crushing implement, thus contaminating it from future use. The crushing implement (typically a shoe, flat rock, paper, or otherwise suitable object) is placed over the specimen and advanced until a controlled breaking of the exoskeleton is both felt and possibly heard; the practice has frequently been described as "satisfying". The crushing implement is then released and inspection may begin. This method can be applied to slow moving insects, but may require a previously applied 'stunning' blow to fast moving or flying insects.

Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Look at the size of that Fu**ing _____! Gentle Crush!!"
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!

by idontreallywantapseudonym17463 April 1, 2013