Furniture Orgasm 

A furniture orgasm is when a sales person gets an orgasm from new furniture and/or new fabrics that they receive from furniture manufactures.

Susan and Brendon both had furniture orgasms when they saw the new furniture and fabric that was going to be put on the showroom floor.

Furniture Orgasm by TheFurnitureGal May 21, 2011

move furniture 

To have sex with a large woman.

"Did you move furniture last night?"

"Yeah, I fucked a human couch."

move furniture by leRayMoo September 19, 2014

licking furniture 

The act of oral sex between two females.

Lori really likes when Jess licks her furniture.

Both of them enjoy licking furniture.

licking furniture by tes272 August 14, 2014

Patty O'furniture

Patty O'furniture is the owner of a kickass woodworking business called Patty O'concepts that makes sweet American and Texas flags out of wood and can be found on facebook.

Did you hear that Patty O'furniture started a business called Patty O'concepts?

I just bought a massive custom made flag from Patty O'furniture and it's badass!

Patty O'furniture by TXsoldier429 December 20, 2016

moving furniture 

A highly developed metaphor used to describe the act of consuming alcohol. Used as code during school hours when one wants to be secretive about performing this act. Sometimes includes the use of the dolly, or beer bong, a device designed for the faster movement of furniture. One can either move chairs, couches, or king sized beds when referring to the amount of furniture moved.

Tom was moving furniture last night, which resulted in his sore back this morning.

Bmac tried to move a king sized bed and got completely shiavoed.

moving furniture by NA123 July 20, 2008

Furniture 

Habbo Furniture are mostly known as the currency in Habbohotel, or mostly.- As known we can't use Habbo Credits in Habbo, so mostly people playing Habbo would mostly call Furniture their currency.

"Gemme two furniture and both must be 3 coiners"

Furniture by Chronicling May 2, 2006

moving furniture 

To have phone sex.

"Ayo megan what you do last night?"
"Dude i was moving furniture all night im so tired."

moving furniture by so cool dude May 9, 2009