by Dharya9 December 3, 2003
Get the originally, someone who makes furniture with an axemug. by Cloyde December 8, 2017
Get the You have more loose screws than ikea furnituremug. 1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022
Get the Put my furniture back before I beat yo assmug. That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
Get the Hooker Furnituremug. We had some fun with the furniture
by Fuckmeassandcallmebetty September 15, 2019
Get the Furnituremug. Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.
by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011
Get the Furniture Vampiremug. "Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."
by Elcopro December 21, 2009
Get the Furniture Fagmug.