by Dharya9 December 3, 2003
by Cloyde December 8, 2017
1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
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