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originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

The original definition of Hacker
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Axes are overrated.
The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)
by Dharya9 December 3, 2003
mugGet the originally, someone who makes furniture with an axemug.
A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed
You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.
by Cloyde December 8, 2017
mugGet the You have more loose screws than ikea furnituremug.

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022
mugGet the Put my furniture back before I beat yo assmug.

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.
That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
mugGet the Hooker Furnituremug.

Furniture

We had some fun with the furniture
by Fuckmeassandcallmebetty September 15, 2019
mugGet the Furnituremug.

Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.
Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.
by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011
mugGet the Furniture Vampiremug.

Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.
"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."
by Elcopro December 21, 2009
mugGet the Furniture Fagmug.

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