The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.
by billk1937 December 13, 2012

A person who is unnecessarily aggressive, rude, insulting and generally unpleasant to you on Facebook.
MIKE: Did you see what Jack wrote on Rick's timeline? He's well out of order.
NEIL: Yeah, he's a total Funt.
NEIL: Yeah, he's a total Funt.
by Niblo Grape January 20, 2018

The first of the super hybrid swear words. A combination of the words fucking and cunt, together forming the most powerful 4 letter word ever invented.
by Pichael Mimlott January 7, 2011

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.
by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024


America’s cool aunt, a fun aunt — I call that a ‘funt’ — the kind of funt that will give you weed but then arrest you for weed. Can I win the presidency? Probably not, I dunno. Can I successfully seduce a much younger man, you better funtin’ believe it.”
by Eastsidesteve November 7, 2020

Usually consists of a old slut named Pamela that likes to wear 12" strap ons and takes devastating right hooks to the gut for doing so in the wrong person's vicinity... She was punched so hard in the gut her vag traded places with her darkstar. End result FUNT - Her cunt runs from the back to the front.
Fuckin Pam fell out her chair after the 50th cap o' G, pissed her self, and blew her Lululemons to smitherines! Unnecessary amount of FUNT TO BE SEEN! LOL
by HeavyMetalSLUT June 30, 2025
