When you take your finger and place it between your taint then wipe it on something random at the store with the intent that it makes it to someone who’s a huge bitch. It turns you on doing this act so you do it more.
by Father McKinley April 02, 2024
A sex move that involves 2 men, an eagle, a snake, a small bear, a monkey, and a donkey. The men and all of the animals are confined in a small room, the men, completely naked and covered from head to toe in peanut butter have only one goal in mind. Their one and only goal is to fuck every animal in the room to death (the men may work together on one animal). If the men are successfully able to eliminate all of the animals they then have to lick all of the peanutbutter and blood off of eachother.
Man: Hey Jeremy, you wanna go funging with me on Tuesday? I'll bring the monkey and the peanut butter.
Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
by Bwep_1997 December 02, 2024
by FatStupid November 24, 2021
incredibly Asian man whos favorite food is dog and egg rolls.he loves screaming at his kids when they miss 1 point on their math test. he was a child slave as kid making carpets so he is really good at not having a soul.
by long schlong wong February 05, 2018
ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger
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