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fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013
mugGet the fumble freakmug.

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
mugGet the gooey ear fumblemug.

fumbling felicia

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life
She spilled chemicals everywhere in lab today. She's such a fumbling felicia.
by buttledger May 14, 2015
mugGet the fumbling feliciamug.

Healthy fumble

A opportunities of life decisions or

Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Its enough to know a healthy fumble happen to the best of us. (Talking to a friend)
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023
mugGet the Healthy fumblemug.

fumble the bag

by Edward Binco Jarvis March 23, 2024
mugGet the fumble the bagmug.

thumb fumble

The act of accidentally attaching picture files to a text message.
-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?

-My bad, thumb fumble
by spenger April 26, 2011
mugGet the thumb fumblemug.

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