Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.
Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.
by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
by RippedA January 5, 2014

A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life
by buttledger May 14, 2015

A opportunities of life decisions or
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023

by Edward Binco Jarvis March 23, 2024

-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?
-My bad, thumb fumble
-My bad, thumb fumble
by spenger April 26, 2011
