F*ck that puto. Coined by George Lopez, comedian.
by huster_baby March 15, 2018
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Chick: Want to come Netflix and Chill? ::send::
Guy: FUCK YEAH I DO! ::closes phone::

*Waits 30mins*

Guy: "Why hasn't this chick texted me back?"

::checks phone:: ::send::

Guy: Sorry! FTPS
by lethalmajik October 22, 2015
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No, I'm not going to watch the Packers game. FTP and their fans.
by Big Ol' Sausage August 12, 2022
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Fail to Proceed. Said in relation to Rolls-Royce Motor Cars.

Rolls-Royces never breakdown, they "fail to proceed".
The Ghost is more economical, with better comfort, road holding and more reliable, no FTP yet (with a higher mileage than the Crewe cars).
by Gustatory February 13, 2020
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