Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).

Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag

by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023

twitter fornication

Twitter fornication is when Tweeps star each other’s Tweets simultaneously.

Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.

by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014

fornication vacation

A leave of absence for a Brigham Young University athlete who was discovered to have broken the LORD’s law of chastity and the BYU Honor Code.

Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.

by justinbeansimp July 16, 2022

Chief Fornicant

An individual who does everything in his/her power to fornicate. They seize every opportunity to fornicate. They are in charge of fornication at a particular geographical location at a particular time.

Douglas is the chief fornicant of UDS

by Kong 20 November 27, 2022

Fornicate

Upper-class fucking. Taking shit tons of coke and infiltrate the dick in her asshole

hey sir, i fornicated the shit out of that lady from the affair last night.

by ilikeeatingshitandrubit September 19, 2019

Fornicately

A subtler way of saying "Fuck Yeah!" Used in circumstances where the utterance of fuck is frowned upon.

Gentleman 1: "Shall we proceed to the club so we may make deluge upon the wenches?"

Gentleman 2: "Oh yes, fornicately!"

by Microseeka March 28, 2012