Profite

A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism

"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."

by Prof your Lord and savior April 18, 2022

profit chute

One's orifice used in a manner to obtain financial or other benefits.

If I don't get this job I'm going to have to rent out the old profit chute.

by the number two May 22, 2019

profit whore

A company that cares about their "bottom line" more than quality of goods (even to the extreme of knowingly pushing harmful/dangerous goods).

That car company refuses to do a recall on a defective part because their finance department said paying the occasional law suit is cheaper than an official recall. They are "profit whores."

by Da Momma November 2, 2015

Profiter

Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.

That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.

by profiter11 June 26, 2023

Non-Profit

A model used by Escorts and Escort agencies to fly under the radar from LEO and to avoid taxes. Often times, unscrupulous individuals will carbon copy a legit non-profit’s website, then stack that on top of their whore booking platform to hide.

After coffee with buttered banana bread, I made a $500 donation to the Children’s Art Club “non-profit” today.

by Niknast769 September 10, 2025