Fondle Juice

Fondle Juice has been around for thousands of years.

It was created by someone known has Callum Gregory but he has passed away now.

It has been used to fix erectile discfunctions.

Hey Bryn I think I need some fondle Juice my penis is floppy again.

by TheAquixIm October 22, 2018

Fondle

To rub or stroke/play with passion

She grabbed my dick through my shorts and I said, “Fondle my balls!”

by Mike.R April 20, 2022

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.

Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!

by QueeferAngus73 July 02, 2023

Intestine Fondle

When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them

Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.

by Bonkanddonk January 29, 2021

fondle bundle

bundle/ prize/ reward that's granted by a legitimate person with authority, offering a limited time of fondling depending upon agreement between the fondler and the being fondled.

Peter's been rude to me today, so he offered me 5 fondle bundles in attempt to make peace

by Fondle Monster 69 January 21, 2025

Fondling Illini

2023-24 version of Fighting Illini men’s basketball team, seeded 3 in East Region

The Fondling Illini were up just two points with 14 minutes to play as nd my bracket was about to go bust — but in the time it took me to switch channels from CBS to the live stream they were up 19.

by Seldom Seen Smith March 21, 2024