Harlequin fetus

A rare birth defect resulting in a baby with several deformities such as red balls for eyes, cracked skin, missing nose and ears, and a mouth disfigured into an erie smile. Not for the faint of heart, as it can be somewhat shocking on first glance. The baby usually dies quickly because of infection due to germs leaking through its cracked skin. Images of a harlequin fetus are often sent to others as jokes, but in my opinion it is sad how others make a joke out of a deeply suffering human being.

Email subject: Cool nude pics! Pamela Anderson!

*User opens email*
*sees Harlequin fetus*

"OMFG!"

by KappaWing February 24, 2006

Fetus Beater

1. A woman who get's an abortion.

2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.

1. Joe: "Hey did you hear your GF jenny just got an abortion?"
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."

by RedSandDuster January 2, 2011

Fully Qualified Fetus

An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.

"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."

by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006

Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus

Abort the baby and commit die.
Also could mean that you either abort the baby or kill yourself.

"If you get pregnant, you better Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus.

by ImmaHeadOut December 3, 2019

Yeetus the fetus

Slang for abortion

I was pregnant, but my mother told me to yeetus the fetus so I got an abortion.

by NotYours<3 February 4, 2019

fetus bomb

When someone throws a used, drenched tampon at someone. This tampon thus becomes what is known as a "fetus bomb."

Fetus bombing is the act of throwing a fetus bomb.

Jenny threw a fetus bomb at my head, and now I can't get that disgusting scent out of my hair.

by Julie April 17, 2004

Fetush

A fetus fetish.
Someone who uses a fetus for public support and is addicted to the sympathy it elicits.

Rick Santorum has been bandying around his fetus for sympathy, I think he has a fetush.

by ProseNK December 17, 2011