Fuzzy Lap Flounder

1. The pleasure tunnel of a woman, used for sexual intercourse, and disposal of urin. 2. The fishy surprise found at the mid section of a women.

Dayne will never touch a fuzzy lap flounder.

by Joel OSU March 31, 2003

Irish Flounder

To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dick yet" and having said bitch, suck your poopdick.

"MAN! Pat totally irish flounder'ed that chick last night!"

by niggasaurusrex January 11, 2008

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004

alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole

1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!

by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009

Furry Lap Flounder

A derogatory term for the vagina.

Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.

by DelMonty August 27, 2008

The Flounder

When a girl shits on your penis and u flick it into her vaginal canal while wearing a flounder costume.

We did The Flounder last night while we watched henti.

by Webster’s Dick-tionary January 8, 2021

Flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021