Fuzzy Lap Flounder

1. The pleasure tunnel of a woman, used for sexual intercourse, and disposal of urin. 2. The fishy surprise found at the mid section of a women.
Dayne will never touch a fuzzy lap flounder.
by Joel OSU April 01, 2003
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Irish Flounder

To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dick yet" and having said bitch, suck your poopdick.
"MAN! Pat totally irish flounder'ed that chick last night!"
by niggasaurusrex December 31, 2007
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one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.
Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night
by Josh May 04, 2004
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alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole
1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!
by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009
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Flounder mouth

The physical reaction on someone's face, and in particular the involuntary contractions of the lips that occurs when an individual becomes extremely jealous or envious when hearing about the successes of others (family, friends, rivals, enemies) - usually this facial expession precedes a petty or otherwise disparaging comment. Often accompanied by the act of "Casting shade". See also - "Flounder Mode"
1. "Did you see Victor's face when Jimmy pulled up to the house in his brand new ride. Chrome was gleaming man. Yeah Vic got dat Flounder mouth real quick when he heard it was paid fo wit cash! "

2."Ohhh did you see last night !!?? Becky stay in Flounder Mode all night when she found out that she was actually the third round draft pick for Johnny. She was talking shit all night after he pulled the whole switcheroo right after they arrived at the party for a hotter chick. Dunno why she fighting so hard to swim upstream. She know she basic"
by Street poet December 28, 2019
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Floundering

The act of a football player faking injury, illness, or seizure movements, in order to gain the player’s team an additional time put.
Nicholls football fan: “Look! It’s Joe Remus down- he’s floundering ref, throw the flag!!!!”
by DancingLaLa January 04, 2020
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