Foggle

An imaginary creature analogous to the penis which sputters and slobbers much like the Wang doodles a type of flute also analogous to the penis of which the wives of men cut from the stalk of a particular Reed that grows in a man's das analogous to the groin or crotch area and then they boil it in pelvic dodium analogous to vaginal mucosa used to cure hysteria in females rubbing the diddle analogous to the clitoris most wonderful of genital organs and then they play a song analogous to semen which together with the fruits of their labor produces a muskrat rose analogous to a vaginal dump. Then the female gives back the Wang doodle to the man assuming he had it in the first place and he rubs one off on her uvula analogous to the vagina.

Finkle held his foggle like a toddler for Maxine Madison had a rather large collection of Wang doodles and there was pelvic dodium everywhere. It was a nightmare for a virgin of his caliber.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Flaggler

Reserved for volunteers of the football Women's Euros 2022.
To aggressively wave a circular flag at Leigh Sports Village before the National Anthems of a football match. Involves deep knowledge of LEFT and RIGHT. Sometimes incorrectly described as a Flag Waggler

As the teams walked onto the pitch, he/she proved to be a professional Flaggler

by Dredded Joe July 14, 2022

flooglesnot

The product of when a ginger haired person sneezes and coughs at the exact same time, and a rupture of flooglesnot runs out their nose.

“Did you see when Ed Sheeran coughed and sneezed and loads of flooglesnot came out his nose?”

by toenaileater154 January 16, 2023

Fogglesharted

Formal word for shocked

She remained Fogglesharted after hearing that her eldest son was a gay.

by Queen Cardi B The 4th January 20, 2023

log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back

by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017

Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.

A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!

by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022

foggle

A word that can be used to substitute other words such as the -F- word, also can substitute other words -For Example-

What the foggle?

Are you a foggle?

What have you been foggling?

Foggle you!

by Diddit December 28, 2005