Fanus

Noun: A familiar term for friends. (root: friendly anus)

"Hey fanus, what's up?"
"You're such a fanus."

by Deirdre Fanus July 16, 2008

flaustaunkerated

A word meaning happy but also sad at the same time. Mostly used when depressed but you find something that makes you laugh or smile.

I was flaustaunkerated the other day when I realized that the real reason for living was to live in the sight of Jesus Christ.

by Slavarky May 24, 2009

flaouse

a large house-sized flat complete with stairs

I wish my flat was a flaouse

by little miss lasers November 1, 2009

Flaustered

Pissed off
One step away from...
About to kill EVERYONE!

As Largo Everett said "The capital of agitated breaks through being flustered into a vine of pure menace hatred and violence. Bitch break yo dick; get flaustered!"

"I got so flaustered after they all caught me masturbating, I just pulled the pin"

"Everytime I get flaustered, I just choke 'em purple"

"I got him a little flaustered sooooo.... I'm gonna need stitches all up my asz"

by Vetical (H) February 15, 2012

Fanus

The action of sticking a funnel inside of your anus, then having your girlfriend urinate inside the funnel.

Ally game me some violent fanus sex last night bro. So violent it dropped my swag

by wessypoo September 3, 2013

fanus

n. Facial-anus. Synonym for "buttface", commonly used as an insult.

Michelle: "God, Anne is the worst, she's such a fanus!"

Alex: "I know right? I can smell her from far away!"

by thefartcorner September 10, 2014

flanksauce

When you flank the enemy team so hard, you cum in your pants.

"Dude, I hit that team with the flanksauce so hard, I had to change my pants."

by Always Flanksauce May 8, 2016