Skip to main content

Finger asthma

n.

A condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages.
18:14 Uncle: Final fix
18:14 Uncle: Get this
18:14 Uncle: Gun addons
18:14 Uncle: More ammo
18:14 Uncle: Lower dmg
18:14 Uncle: High dmg
18:14 Uncle: Lower ammo
18:14 Uncle: But
18:14 Uncle: Make it
18:14 Uncle: like this
18:15 Uncle: You can have
18:15 Uncle: dmg and reload speed.
18:15 Uncle: Or faster fire rate
18:15 Uncle: And more ammo
18:15 Crytical: That finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you're even talking about.
by Crytical September 5, 2010
mugGet the Finger asthma mug.

Wuxi Finger Hold

Proper spelling of the term coined in the movie "Kung Fu Panda". Pronounced 'wooshi'.
Incorporating a lethal pinky flex, can be used to decimate renegade kung fu masters.

See skadoosh
*pinch*

noob: What! *gasp* NO!

Kung Fu Master: YES!

noob: No...no, you wouldn't, not the wuxi finger hold!

KFM: Oh yes I would!

noob: You're bluf-

KFM: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*
by Slatte October 18, 2008
mugGet the Wuxi Finger Hold mug.

three finger shuffle

She was home by herself and horny. So she did the three finger shuffle.
by returnunopened January 27, 2010
mugGet the three finger shuffle mug.

finger fucking sally

1.what u call a girl who likes to be fingered alot
2.a song by "david allen coe"
finger fucking sally worked at kelleys bar,she showed me her titties in ronny murphys car she was the 1st lady to let me go that far finger fucking sally down at kelleys bar
by anthonynumber12 June 11, 2009
mugGet the finger fucking sally mug.

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.
by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016
mugGet the Five Finger Dick Punch mug.

Forbidden Finger February

A parody/remake of the challenge “no nut November”, in which men have to avoid busting a nut. In forbidden finger February, females have to not finger themselves and/or let others finger them.
Shalissa: Aye Kisha, you up for forbidden finger February?
Kisha: nah bitch I got a date, you never know what he gon ask ;))
Shalissa: Shut up no one loves you.
by I Got No Jams. November 19, 2018
mugGet the Forbidden Finger February mug.

shining finger sword

The basic special move of the GF13-017NJ Shining Gundam.
The Shining Finger Sword channels the Gundams energy directly into one of the his beam sabers, creating a large and powerful blade.
My hand burns with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROWS!
ALL IN ONE FINGER!
SHINING FINGER SWORD!
by Hans Peter January 13, 2008
mugGet the shining finger sword mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email