£30 million pound england and manchester united defender born in Peckham hated by leeeds fans as he left them to join a better club.
by Taylor November 23, 2003
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A fluent speaker of Russian, he specializes in the disposal of others. Favorite activities include scratching the cardboard rectangle, meowing, moving his food out of the bowl before eating it, and chasing twist ties around.
"Did you hear that sound?"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."
"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."
"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."
"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."
"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.
by Chris The Italian Chef April 2, 2009
Get the ferdinand mug.A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.
"Fernando Alonso."
Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?
Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...
Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(
Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?
Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...
Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(
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Get the rio ferdinand mug.Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.
by alf November 3, 2003
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term used to describe or refer to an emerging pop culture in new zealand.
regarding a random but socially viable combination of popular new zealand music and culture, in reference to the local dub/reggae group - 'fat freddys drop' and scottish art-rock band - 'franz ferdinand'.
mostly prominant among students in the summertime.
term used to describe or refer to an emerging pop culture in new zealand.
regarding a random but socially viable combination of popular new zealand music and culture, in reference to the local dub/reggae group - 'fat freddys drop' and scottish art-rock band - 'franz ferdinand'.
mostly prominant among students in the summertime.
fat freddy's ferdinands were most probably spawned by the rise of jack johnson and folk-surf music in general, they are people or groups of people who are subject to the marketing efforts of all afforementioned artists, mixed with new zealand cultural sentiment
wearing jandals, trucker caps and t-shirts decorated with generic stencil art, they will automatically attend performances by all of the artists without consideration or hesistation - export gold beer in hand.
often pre-occupied with the new zealand summer or ''kiwi summer, bro''.
they generally appear to hold little or no musical, cultural or social integrity or taste and even less musical direction - hence the reference to wealthy popular art-rock 'eccentrics' - 'franz ferdinand'.
ie: whatever's happening...
wearing jandals, trucker caps and t-shirts decorated with generic stencil art, they will automatically attend performances by all of the artists without consideration or hesistation - export gold beer in hand.
often pre-occupied with the new zealand summer or ''kiwi summer, bro''.
they generally appear to hold little or no musical, cultural or social integrity or taste and even less musical direction - hence the reference to wealthy popular art-rock 'eccentrics' - 'franz ferdinand'.
ie: whatever's happening...
by adam-o November 1, 2005
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