send a fax to cleveland 

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.

Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

send a fax to cleveland by K. Itty February 15, 2005

black fax 

To send a fax, generally many pages in length, of a solid black image. The intent is that the recipient's fax machine will run out of ink or toner, or possibly even break.

I just got fired because the budget wasn't big enough for my salary and the new soda machine. I'm totally going to black fax them all day.

black fax by Jonba February 2, 2008

tru fax 

abbreviation for True Facts

used to show agreement or what you are saying is the truth

Angelina Jolie is the shit!

Tru Fax

tru fax by one_fierce_bish March 12, 2008

Fox-fax 

short for Fox facts; referring to items broadcast on Fox news

I try to consider all points of view, but generally don’t give much credence to the Fox-fax from the Ministry of Disinformation.

Fox-fax by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 23, 2013

big fax 

A definite fact

“That girl is hot” that’s a big fax

big fax by Deathina_deathina May 9, 2018

only fax no printer 

A longer way of saying facts or fax. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.

A: Beyoncé should have beat Adele at the Grammys.
B: Only fax no printer!

only fax no printer by Justin Galaxy January 8, 2018

sending a fax to cleveland 

Taking a dump; pooping

After dinner I will be sending a fax to cleveland.

sending a fax to cleveland by dude_abides March 28, 2015