Cum Faucet

When you cum in someone's throat and the cum then leaks out of their nose, like a runny faucet.

"Yeah dude I totally turned Jacqueline into a cum faucet the other day!"

by JBridgR April 1, 2020

Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.

"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"

by Frau Faux June 25, 2008

dripping faucet syndrome

when leakage piss drips into a man boxers because he stopped to early and his body still wants to piss or he is trying to hold it in when he really needs to go.

Ex1: "Bob hurry up we're going to be late!"
"In a second woman do you want me to get dripping faucet syndrome!?"

Ex2: "Man I need to take a piss so bad I had dripping faucet syndrome all day."

by onrick June 14, 2011

Flint Michigan Faucet

Engaging in the act of anal whilst the receiver has diarrhea, and then pulling your penis out in the middle, resulting in a stream of brown liquid.

Chris: “So I was engaging in sexual activities with my good male friend Quandale Dingle, and he accidentally gave me a Flint Michigan Faucet, because he had a beefy five later burrito a couple hours prior.”

by Kanamoney March 9, 2022

Water Faucet Titties

Boobs where the nipples are more lower, toward the bottom of the boob.
The nipple seems to point down-ward, resembling a dripping water faucet.

Tom: "I had to get on my knees and practically turn my head straight up to suck her nipples."
Jake: "Those are water faucet titties, dawg."

by His spawn September 29, 2012

dripping faucet

When you go to take a whizz, and after doing so you still feel a drop of pee needs to come out.

God dammit, just got out of the bathroom but I've got a dripping faucet

by holyshitsnotburger January 1, 2017

oklahoma running faucet

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.

"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"

by Todd January 30, 2005