farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.

*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!

by LokiSleeve July 24, 2015

farty artie

A person whose real name is Artie, but is often called this due to his excessive farting. This person also was most likely called this in their early childhood, and the name has scarred them. Due to this, there is a good chance that this person is homophobic, but HE is really the gay one.

Hey Farty artie!
Shut up dude! I told u not to call me that gay boy!

by The Real Tony May 21, 2014

Farty Hardy

when you
when
when you fart
when you farty hardy

"i gotta go farty hardy"
"ok"

by drhelvetica July 11, 2021

when the farty man is sus

a farty man who is acting very sus...PLZVOTEHIMOUTIMALONEINELECTRICALANDIHEARHIMCOMINGPLZHELPMEOHMYGOD

me: doing electrical
sussy sus farty man:*comes out of vent and kills me*
me:SUSSY SUS FARTY MAN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG when the farty man is sus OMGGGGGGGG

by when fard fard toxic 69420 July 27, 2021

farty faye

farty faye fartts on a farting daily basis, bro swiqal sqwaggles her way to the fartatronic base, bro doesnt make it out alive

farty faye

by brllybibtop April 27, 2024

Farty Leo

A person (including possibly oneself) experiencing a particularly gaseous and smelly episode. Source: Kate Winslet's quote in a Vanity Fair article regarding her Titanic co-star, Leo DiCaprio: "To me, he's just smelly, farty Leo."

Man, I was such a Farty Leo tonight, I cleared the room.
Did you see that video catching a Farty Leo moment on a hot mic?
Those frat boys were a bunch of Farty Leos and thought every blast was hilarious!

by Creed Cur July 28, 2020

farty

Obnoxiously liberal while being very uptight.

That vegan lady on YouTube is so farty and annoying.

by Snaretone88 September 8, 2022