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failure to launch

A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.
"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
by groñi July 31, 2012
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faucet failures

Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.
by Zakake November 30, 2018
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failure

by m dogg dizzle fo shizzle October 2, 2005
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Faisal

Faisal is a common name associated with men who are trend setters in all things fashion. The have the best hair.

They’re quiet and humble but don’t underestimate their ego. They are macho, also referred to as Lions and Geniuses.

Their only fault is they are horrible at betting and often cheer for teams out of ego not skills.
Omg like look at him, his swag is so Faisal-like!
by Daygoooo December 31, 2018
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BCS failure

An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.
Well-known BCS failures: Oklahoma University, Ohio State University
by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009
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Failular phone

When you are in an area with little or no service and your call gets dropped or is never made in a time of need.
Colleen was in the subway and needed directions ASAP but her failular phone didnt work and she didnt get her dream job!
by bricol7000 November 3, 2008
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fasure

adverb, without a doubt

Not to be confused with fo sho, or oh fo sho, which are slang and said for effect . 'Fasure' slips unnoticed into a sentence, is used to save time and is appropriate for formal communications.
Yes sir, we will be depositing your funds this evening fasure.
by FFaasdfasdf April 20, 2017
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