person of enormous standards

Someone who acts like a cunt. Long for poes (the Afrikaans word for a cunt)

" Wow, that driver who just cut me off is a Person Of Enormous Standards

by Allmypseudonymsaretaken July 5, 2017

Enforced Obsolescence

A more heavy-handed version of Planned Obsolescence usually employed in the high-tech industry, especially software. Consumers of a product are forced to upgrade through some new technology rendering an old one literally unusable, usually through unnecessary incompatibility issues.

Porting a game from the 360 to the PC, rewritten to require DX10 when DX9 was used originally and clearly runs the game, can only be Enforced Obsolescence.

by Digital Watches May 26, 2010

Meat Pole de enorme

Term for a massive shlong. A term used for people who sit on the toilet and their penis dives into the water.

Mom: Hey Jerry, why are the front of your shorts wet?
Jerry: You would understand if you had a meat pole de enorme.

by BlackyChan69 June 17, 2016

cretinismus enormous

an enormous cretin. a fool of extraordinary magnitude whose stupidity is enmeshed with megalomania.

george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:

1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

by Hari Subramanyam June 12, 2008

Endore

To passionately endorse with an emotional advocation.
To be extremely fond of, beyond adoration.

She endores chocolate; she ate an entire tub of icing with chocolate chips and fudge sauce mixed in. For breakfast.
His sassiness is endorable!
It cannot possibly be a typo, because he endores proper spelling and grammar.
He finds her conspicuous absence of pants endorable.

by Janandler May 29, 2012

Engorger

An extremely rigid and turgid penis that has been stimulated in a penis pump for 20-30 minutes.

I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.

I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.

My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.

by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020

Uncle Enore

noun:

the last living GOD; creator of heaven and Ass; creator of Man Juice; creator of the Bartholin glands; creator of nipples; creator of the G Spot; creator of Suction; creator of Spooge; creator of the Gluteal Cleft; creator of Tongues; creator of Swallowing; creator of Breasticles; creator of Pussy; creator of Clitoris; creator of Labia Majora; eater of all things Pussy; eater of all things Ass; appreciator of all things Moist and Girl;

Mythology surrounding Uncle Enore has it that he has earned all his wings, and is never afraid of girls.

syn:

Unc Am What He Am; crippled old hippy; curmudgeon; analinguist; cunnalinguist;

I AM A GOD! A GOD, I TELL YOU...um...I mean...HE is a GOD...god like...um...you get what I'm sayin' here...

Uncle Enore not only INVENTED oral sex, he has raised it to a highly disgusting art form.

by Uncle Enore February 4, 2010