Roman Enema

The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.

Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.

by winokat March 31, 2009

iPod Enema

The act of completely wiping an iPod and putting completely new or different music on it, typically out of music boredom.

Man, I'm so sick of listening to (x band), I think I need an iPod enema

by phenobarbiedoll October 1, 2010

Gas Enema

The process of filling up your gas tank when the price per gallon is above $3 per gallon. At that price, you may as well take the nozzle and stick it up your ass.

I couldn't even sit in my car after the gas enema I got at the gas station. F*&king oil companies!

by TJinDenver October 23, 2008

Seltzer Enema

An enema using a bottle of seltzer which is shook up and quickly inserted into the partners rectum when the cap is removed.

Andy and Tom wanted to do anal, but where mutually afraid of dirty poop shoot syndrome. They quicly retreived a bottle of seltzer and used it as an enema. Thus the seltzer enema.

by Matty Lin January 24, 2009

concrete enema

1. An Enema but with concrete

I heard Jerry gave himself a concrete enema and had to go the hospital

by PM_ME_XBOX_CARDS June 20, 2017

Sperm Enema

When a man has an orgasm inside the anus of their lover during anal sex.

Susan, who is Catholic, will not have traditional sex to stay a virgin. However, she does love a good sperm enema to keep her boyfriend happy.

On man love Thursday, a lot of Muslim men receive sperm enemas before going home to their wives and goats.

by TacoGrande78 March 15, 2009

Evangelical Enema

The conversion of religion through anal sex.

Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.

by Nastyoldnasty October 9, 2017