angry elephant seals

When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.

There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.

by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010

elsewhat

like elsewhere but applying to:

What have you been doing the six weeks while I was away, skydiving?

Naah.. I’ve been busy with elsewhat lately...

by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005

Elephant Wrap Around

When a guy is standing up straight and his partner puts her/his arm through the guys legs and gives him a hand job, reenacting the appearance/action of an elephant's trunk. Elephant noises are optional.

Adam: Dude, she finally gave me an elephant wrap around last night!

Nic: Was it uncomfortable?

Adam: Once she got the right grip it was awesome!

Dan: Did she make noises?

Adam: I wish!

Jcon: I gave her lessons!

by Jcon/Jake Ohn February 6, 2013

elephant savage

When someone acts in a savage way at a white elephant. For example, they are the host and end up with the last number, they take their gift because it is the best in the room, or they bring a $5 bottle of wine when it says the gift has to be at least $20.

Stephanie: (Opens gift and gets a google home mini.) "This is awesome, I have always wanted one of these... and it's from Kevin... he is the man."
Kevin: (picks the last number) "Well since I am last and I brought the best gift, I will take the google home mini!"
Stephanie: "Kevin is a straight Elephant Savage up in this bitch. He took his own gift!"

by TheKtotheG December 12, 2018

Hippo Elephant Rhino

When put together, you get Helephino (Hell if I know). Can be used if you do not know the answer to a question

Bob: When are we going to go to supper
Jessi: Hippo Elephant Rhino.

by theweeklymancast_dave October 28, 2010

fretting elephant

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.

Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.

by The Russians June 21, 2011

Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.

If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant

by Sexydimma December 29, 2021