etard

electronic + retard

A word that decribes someone that is electroniclly challanged, generally someone that has no clue how to use their computer or other "gadgets" and "gizmos".

"She was such and etard she couldn't even turn on her computer."

by brownhorse January 16, 2009

Etard

Someone who picks 'E' on a Multiple Choice quiz when there are only four possible answers (A,B,C, or D). A combination of retard and 'E'. Especially true if the quiz is given using clickers in a university lecture, and the distribution of answers is shown to the class.

When 25% of a class chooses answer E, and E doesn't exist, you have a lot of Etards.

by Yoddle McPhearson April 4, 2009

EFTA

EFTA:

acronym: Embers From The Altar.

EFTA is a Deathcore/Death Metal band. EFTA has a unique Gothic style. EFTA is a Western VA based band with members residing in the towns of Churchville, Millboro, Covington, and Clifton Forge, VA.

Band Members: drummer James Knopp, guitarist/back up vocalist Jimmy Slusser, vocalist Senuacus Scorpious,guitarist Chad Wiklund, and bassist Carson Stokes.

EFTA has released one album "Interior Of Your Anxiety" with Icon Records.

EFTA is Hardcore.

by Goth Farmer March 24, 2010

etard

someone who can't grasp the basics of forwarding,
replying, reply-alling and cc-ing emails!

Paul cc'd himself on an email he sent earlier - etard!

Sorry Paul, I appear to have copied in Carl instead of you...???!!! - etard!

by superstarbob November 22, 2007

etard

a person who is not retarded but is just stupid

corey:stop talking about magnets!
mackenzie:i wasnt talkingabout magnets u etard!

by macketteemmerly December 29, 2007

eftard

A variation on "F-Tard", as in "fucking retard"

Holy fuck, your boy is such an Eftard.

by BalzacBalzacBalzac July 9, 2011

Eptark

The name of a totally cool made up dinosaur, the periwinkle peppersaurus, thought up in an Ikea. This animal often acts like a retard, but, strangly enough, has many friends and is very funny. Also known as the A-Plane.

Allie: What do Devon and the ocean have in common? They both have crabs!!!!!!!!
Devon: I don't even know why I'm friends with you, your acting like such an Eptark!

by Bernadette Clayton March 7, 2008