epson

The company that makes my printer, and it's OK, I guess

At least my EPSON printer breaks less then the crappy HP one I had last time.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 21, 2003

Edmonton

The capital city of Alberta, Canada

Roughly one million people

It is properly known as the City of Champions because of the five time Stanley Cup champions Edmonton Oilers. and the 11 time Grey Cup Champions Edmonton Eskimos (most in CFL)

Way better than Calgary

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Maxwell Edison

Maxwell Edison is a serial killer dating from 1969. He had 3 victims, Joan, His Teacher and a Judge. Maxwell has 2 exes, Rose and Valerie. However, he does have a wife now, Sophia (me).

His life has been documented by Abbey Road Studios, and detectives John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. All the others except Det. Paul, dreaded working with Maxwell's life- they found it quite boring.

Maxwell was a uni student majoring in medicine. One night he called up a bird and asked her to go to the pictures- she said yes of course because maxwell is a dream boat.

Bang bang maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head du du du, bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Oh yeah, that is Maxwell Edison

by Daddy George June 15, 2020

mrs. so and so erson

So and So's stepmom. She has questionable taste... and like a million jogging suits.

"YOU LITTLE BRATS BEST SHUT YOUR YAPS!!!"

"Yes, Mrs. So and So Erson."

by SMD January 29, 2005

Edmonton

A place that looks like ass, but is still expensive to live in.

Shit, I got transferred to Edmonton. It looks like ass, but I still have to pay a lot to live in that hellhole.

by Mr Leahy January 14, 2010

Edison Reamer

Thomas Edison was an American inventor and businessman whose work formed the basis of modern direct current electric power (DC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a Edison Reamer. She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Tesla Cock Prod.

by ChuckGoldmember November 1, 2008

exson

Exson he’s the most Cuteist man in earth he could sing with a wonderful voice and he’s very caring he is respectful and he likes to explore new things.

Exsonwill always make you laugh!and exson will always put a big smile on your face

by Alison72 May 1, 2018